Not Ready Yet

Let's just start with the fact that I am not nearly as good at answering unexpected questions as my friend Cori.

Booker is an early riser, so he is normally awake when I get ready for work. He is usually out in the livingroom glued to cartoons, but sometimes wanders in to my bedroom while I get ready. This morning when I got out of the shower he was playing in my bathroom. When I was drying off he must have seen the scar I have from my c-section because this is the question I got.

Booker - "Mommy, why do you have a boo boo on your weiner?"

Shocked, I peeked my head out to Dusty and asked, "Did you hear that?"

Dusty - "Well, tell him you don't have a weiner!"

Me - "Booker, Mommy doesn't have a weiner. Only boys do, not girls." Whew, that was easy... good answer.

Booker - "Only boys do, not girls. Hey mommy, spread your legs like this." And he spreads his legs.

Freaked out on where this was going I just blurted, "Booker, go play with your toys!"

Probably not handled the best... but I was totally caught off guard. :)